School's back, get the mace......
For parents, this is the week that they've been waiting for most of the summer. For me, it means that the little delinquents who go to the school next to my house are back, pardon my enthusiasm. They get dropped off by parents who are too rude to even pull their SUVs over to the side of the street and then congregate in little uniformed groups to smoke and spit and swear and yell in front of my house. Sometimes, they sit on my steps and throw their garbage on the front lawn. I hate the little bastards....
This ends my curmudgeon statement for the week.